Come one, come all to Patriot Park: a place where you can relive the great battles that forged America! But here, your enemies are no longer Mexicans or Indians: ever since the zombie epidemic of 2018, when the Romero Law revoked American citizenship to anyone infected by the virus, cannon fodder doesn’t cost much, so the entire family can come have fun, emptying their guns in the impressive historical reconstitutions in this extraordinary amusement park.

• TPB
  2/29/2020